Warning: Most of these are tongue in cheek.

Vault tee shirt? Never imagined to find this.
When I was a kid I used to be able to do this over the side of our Doughboy pool. In fact, once I lost a bathing suit top that way when the button popped. Talk about making a splash!
This vault belongs to someone named Beal. I don't know who that is, but he's got a really swell hole in the ground. I think I will pass on exploring it.
Here's an wine vault. I don't drink wine. It gives me migraines and you know... vodka works faster anyway. But being diabetic and having a two drink limit... hardly seems worth the effort of bending my elbow. grumble
(poor head!)

Vault tee shirt? Never imagined to find this.
When I was a kid I used to be able to do this over the side of our Doughboy pool. In fact, once I lost a bathing suit top that way when the button popped. Talk about making a splash!
This vault belongs to someone named Beal. I don't know who that is, but he's got a really swell hole in the ground. I think I will pass on exploring it.
Here's an wine vault. I don't drink wine. It gives me migraines and you know... vodka works faster anyway. But being diabetic and having a two drink limit... hardly seems worth the effort of bending my elbow. grumbleSadly, the vault in my head appears to be fairly empty today. This is all I could manage to come up with even with the full week's notice. Geez... Maybe I'll be able to pull something better out of my vault next week. ;)
Thanks for the fun word NoRegrets!
Thanks for the fun word NoRegrets!

