This week AlienCG is having an X-files count down on his blog... this is my hats off to him and my bit for joining in on the fun.
X-Files Countdown, #13 and #12
It was a weird day. I did a real boner thing;
I was sending an instant message to a guy named "B" and managed to send it to Larry. Now I don't know how familiar you are with how that works or if my program works differently from yours. But let's say once you have put the sentence up there... it's there. You can't go... ooops, erase that! There is no eraser. So this evening while Larry was working he got an IM to some guy named "B" from me.
Once I realized what I had done... I freaked and Xed right out of there. But it's too late. This program leaves a record and invites you to email that person back. Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Okay... he's moved on and who cares right? Well I care. I don't want him to think that I am waving my auntie's panties in his face, so to speak. Nananana... I'm seeing someone else. I'm not. This is the first time I've spoken to this man and I managed to screw it up.
Nor do I want Larry to think that I am fucking with him out of spite. I would not do that. AAAaggghhh.
I must tell you that this social networking thing is not exactly my forte. I am as socially weird and awkward doing this thing as I am in person. I was never good at dating someone for weeks after I began to date them. There had to be a calming down period for me to become normal.
Things happened. Once I gave a guy a bloody nose in bed the first time. Yep, managed to bend my head down and wipe out his face... BAM!.. when I was trying to kiss him. Geezzzz. Within a week I'd also popped his water bed with a nail file. Amazing that he kept me around as long as he did.
It was nice that I heard from B today though. He seems like an interesting man that I would like to get to know better. He has a good sense of humor, which by now I'm sure you've guessed that he would need around me... and maybe protective gear. Anyway, we will see how that pans out... if it does.
I also managed to get up to have coffee with J today and that, more than anything lifted my spirits.
My work day sucked lemons, but that is work for you.
It was picture day! Yay! And the lady posed me so oddly that my neck looks like I'm doing a Linda Blair impersonation. I can't wait to frame that one. Amazing that she proudly showed me the photo! More amazing yet that I didn't scream when I saw it. It really is ghastly. Glad that I don't have to pay for it. I wouldn't.
Well... have a great day today. Cross your fingers that I have one too. I need all the luck you can loan me.
