LIME DISEASE

Yesterday, lime over at

House of Lime

posted another meme that tickled me.

If you are into it, then by all means go to her house and check out the succession of the meme and her always funny responses.  Yes, I have lime disease... addicted to her humor!

(I hope you do not mind that I snagged your photo, lime!)

I promised to post the meme she set up with answers.

So here we go.

Lime's Questions

1. What is the best use for canned peas since they are unfit for human consumption?

You cannot have tuna casserole without peas!

 
2. How many BP execs does it take to plug an oil well?

Only one of the assholes.

 
3.Where did you hide your last victim?

In the library, with the candle stick.

 
4. What one junk food or vice do you want researchers to discover is actually good for you?

D-A-R-K C-H-O-C-O-L-A-T-E

(Oh wait... they did that.  YAY!)
5. Would you rather crawl on a track of razor blades then swim in a vat of lemon juice or listen to the collected works of Yoko Ono continuously for 24 hours while snuggling with Marilyn Manson?

Bring on the lemon juice and razor blades!

 
6. Daisy Duke or Ellie Mae Clampett / Luke Duke or Jethro (as applies to your gender preference)?

Based on I.Q.

Luke Duke.

 
7. Who? What? When? Where? How? And most importantly, why?

Me. Drunk elephant cake. First 20 years of my life.

Fresno, Ca.  Mom got it.  She used the Buick station wagon.  My birthday! 

 
8. I almost forgot...how much?

Chocolate and marshmallow cake for days!

 
9. Dazzle me with some mad skillz I never knew you had.

Sorry, that one is unprintable. 

;-)

10. What super power would you like to have and why?

Super Mind Easing Location... knowing where the people I love and care about are and what they are doing and are safe.

I am assuming that I am now supposed to come up with 10 questions of my own, so... answer if you like here or at your place, but do let me know if you post them elsewhere.  I'm curious.

1) If you could live anywhere on Earth, where would it be?

2) What thing really burned you up recently? 

3)  What thing or event or person really made you happy recently?

4) The age old questions... choose all or whatever;

Pepsi or Coke

 or 

Miracle Whip or Mayo

or

Stones or Beetles?

5) What was the strangest thing you have done?

6) Who is your personal hero?

7) What did you do as a child that gave you a sense of pride?

8) How are you connected to Kevin Bacon?

(Supposedly we all are in some way.)

9) What do you have an honest passion for?

10) How lame is this set of questions?

Okay, if you are not a meme person, then tell us what you would rather be doing and why?

Yes, I do know that when it comes to memes that I am no lime.

Have a wonderful Tuesday everyone.  Randy is off work today (inventory) and I have snuck out of bed to do this post and blog a bit so that I can spend the day enjoying him when he gets up... should be soon.

But I will check in from time to time.